Photo of Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher on UK kids TV show Blue Peter eating #StarWars Stew!
OK so if cracker jokes are not bad enough, heres half a dozen of my favourite #christmasjokes .
Just walked through the kitchen and all the herbs shouted HELLO!!! I love seasons greetings.
What fees does #SantaClaus pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, its on the house.
What did #KingWencelas eat for dinner? Pizza… deep pan, crisp and even.
My German cake appears to have gone missing. Must be #stollen .
Who’s Santa’s boss? Nobody he’s elf-employed.
Last Christmas I got a calculator, a scientific calculator, an abacus, a graphic calculator, and a hair dryer. Something doesn’t add up!?
Hope you’re having a good festive season, Jam
I’ve not seen #starwars #theforceawakens yet so would love to hear from those who have. Is it good? Have #Disney done the franchise proud or is #theForce going to fall asleep again? In the meantime here’s a PIC of me getting into the spirit at work!
I’ve decided to treat myself this Christmas to the dotcom domain name for jamsplace before somebody else gets it. Im hoping it will bring in more hits because I have control over the meta tags. I’ve also managed to link my YouTube and TWITTER profiles on it so let’s see if it draws more peeps. That reminds me, I need a page counter on it. Back soon 🙂
My charity commercials rant . Getting very annoyed now about the time of day charity commercials are broadcast and how they tell us to send specific amounts.
Give freely, donate what you can, when you want to!
Had another lovely evening with my Victoria. Cuddled together listening to the #UniversityOfLincolnOrchestra throwing out some Christmas tunes, and this rendition of #RaymondBriggs #TheSnowman tune #werewalkingintheair . Had no idea they would play this so only caught the last half. What a treat. Thanks babe, I love you and your love makes me feel i can walk in the air too x
Like the old adage says, “..#Loving someone is giving them the power to hurt you more than anyone else but trusting them implicitly not to. It hurts twice as bad because they didnt only hurt you, they broke your trust in them not to.”
I know this. As I have mentioned in previous posts its happened to me before and I sank into such a state of #depression it felt like the physical world was an immaterial reality conjured in my head. I have been actively searching for happiness for well over two years now. Finally, Victoria has come along and blown all the unhappiness of my past out of the water, smashing all of it into a #Google Plex of pieces. Something I never thought could happen.
So those of you I entrusted with this power and you breached my #trust, you have been outdone by a woman more powerful than you could ever dream to be, she has repaired what you damaged and now has the #power I initially bestowed to you tenfold!
To all those of you readers out there who have been through similar heartaches, never give up. Ever. Keep trying and trying, don’t ever blame yourself if you have been cheated on or ditched for no apparent reason. There are happy times ahead, but only if you let go and move on. Let #karma sort out the assholes, you’re a far better person than they are and are not worth a second of your time. Bless you all x
I #love you Victoria
#ericidle sings #fuckchristmas
When the time comes I would love one of these photos to be my profile PIC on #Facebook. Can’t decide which looks best so help me out.
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No don’t geek out and go all nerdy on me, this isn’t a #StarWars post. (Despite hashing it to draw some visits , so to appease you heres a PIC of me in Jedi garb
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this post is actually about finding #love all over again. Those of you who know me well, know that I have had a rough time with date site parasites over the past few years. I began to wonder if I would ever find my perfect match.
I have.
Not only am I so attracted to her I’m gonna call her magnet, she even has similar interests to me. #Geocaching and chilling out with a good #game book to name a couple. We have also discovered many similarities in what we like to eat. She genuinely is a perfect match, and my light at the end of the tunnel. I hope I can spend the rest of my life with her, a tired cliché I know but in this instance…. the only words which will do xx
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