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Christmas Jokes

Posted by Jam on December 17, 2015
Posted in: Uncategorized. Tagged: christmas, Christmas jokes, Cracker, jokes, King Wencelas, Santa Claus, Stollen.

OK so if cracker jokes are not bad enough, heres half a dozen of my favourite #christmasjokes .

Just walked through the kitchen and all the herbs shouted HELLO!!! I love seasons greetings.

What fees does #SantaClaus pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, its on the house.

What did #KingWencelas eat for dinner? Pizza… deep pan, crisp and even.

My German cake appears to have gone missing. Must be #stollen .

Who’s Santa’s boss? Nobody he’s elf-employed.

Last Christmas I got a calculator, a scientific calculator, an abacus, a graphic calculator, and a hair dryer. Something doesn’t add up!?

Hope you’re having a good festive season, Jam

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