It’s been ages since I posted any #jokes and today I made up a new one of my own. Watch out #EdinburghFringe !
“Today I attempted to make the worlds shortest thermometer.
It works as well… to a degree ;)”
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OK so if cracker jokes are not bad enough, heres half a dozen of my favourite #christmasjokes .
Just walked through the kitchen and all the herbs shouted HELLO!!! I love seasons greetings.
What fees does #SantaClaus pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, its on the house.
What did #KingWencelas eat for dinner? Pizza… deep pan, crisp and even.
My German cake appears to have gone missing. Must be #stollen .
Who’s Santa’s boss? Nobody he’s elf-employed.
Last Christmas I got a calculator, a scientific calculator, an abacus, a graphic calculator, and a hair dryer. Something doesn’t add up!?
Hope you’re having a good festive season, Jam
I’ve been a bit slow on the uptake be Geocaching sounds like a good way to keep me occupied while my lady is absent and I could do with the fresh air and exercise.I have a bit of catching up to do though now we have changed ISP’s. Last night I wrote the backstory of the Fighting Fantasy style adventure I am writing. I need to plant the rest of the spring bulbs in the garden, do laundry and tidy up. Furthermore I believe I have found a way to promote this site even further after Wednesdays successful method. So….lets get to it! Incidentally, good luck my darling Diane in your new job tomorrow.
Todays joke:
Saw Michael J Fox at the garden center thethis morning. He had his back to the fuschia 😉
Whatever happened to them? Anyways the title of this post is in celebration of passing the 10K visits checkpoint. I’ve also added a new page so my blog is now completed. Its only taken 11 months lol. I’m spending quite a lot of time promoting it to sizzle them search engines and find me a good ranks. Also managed to update Eggzys business site so yea, productive evening. I deserve something nice… haven’t decided what yet! Either way, time for a coffee!
Oh, joke of the day…
Been sleeping in our herb garden lately.
Its a bit cold but at least I wake up on thyme 😉
I always wondered why my sisters tied their hair back with fluorescent elastic bands. Must’ve been family hair looms! 😉
Over the past year and a half I have been regularly posting #jokes on my Facebook wall. I have decided to add some of my favourites to a special page on my blog for you to all have a giggle https://jamsplace.co/jokes/
Spent 30 seconds in court today for stealing someone’s luggage.
It was a brief case 😉
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