The other day my Sponge gave me a lovely Christmas card, so lovely was it that it brought a tear to my eye. I’m happy to report that she found her Xmas gift from me tearworthy as well in a nice way due to the little message inside. (Thankyou #JonathanGreen ). It truly is the little gestures that count, so remember this… not just at Christmas but every day of the year.
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It is with much disappointment that one of my favourite horror writers, Stephen Volk, has sunk to an all time low and proven hisself to be a bit of a twat. His talented skills tarnished by the fact he thinks he can tell people what they can and cannot post on their own Facebook wall. This blog post is in his honour.
~ I love your work but your attitude stinks. Facebook is a social network. People speak on it. Its natural, tough titty. I hate spoilers as much as anybody, and whilst I agree there are groups or other methods to reduce them, maybe Facebook isn’t the right place for you if you think being on your friends list is more important than any persons freedom of speech. You are not all that, and one man will never silence the entire human race. You’re good but not that good, and can’t dictate what people can and cannot post on their own walls. Seeing how you’ve blocked me on Facebook and I’m not even one of these “Spoilermeister” people you loath, I take this chance to say best of luck in future projects, and have a happy Christmas 2015 ~

On a happier note, this is my 200th post so well done for making it memorable 🙂
My good lady has wonderfully said that I can be her gardener when she gets her new place. A couple of rose varieties are very special to her so I definitely think they will be the most dominant genus. Heres a funny fact… there’s actually a yellow variety named Golden Shower. Either someone isn’t in touch with the modern world or there’s a colossal perv in the world of horticulture!
Getting really fed up of seeing this #starwars #meme posted on #Facebook so could you all do me a favour and share this round on your posts on #TWITTER and #Facebook etc? It’s a film for crying out loud we don’t need this nutter telling us its a portrayal of #terrorism in this day and age so I’ve Jam’d it up hoping he will get the difference between Fantasy and real life!
Well, its arrived and all in time for #Christmas. Alice’s Nightmare In Wonderland by #JonathanGreen, my special edition. For those of you whom haven’t heard, it is a new adventure for #Alice who is now 11 years old. You as the reader take on the role of Alice and decide which actions she takes to proceed to the next part of the story in this epic game book with a #steampunk twist and #KevCrossley brings #Wonderland to life with his incredible illustrations.
This is an ideal Christmas present or general buy for anybody who loves reading, adventures, games and of course the #LewisCarroll classic #AliceInWonderland. Seek and aquire and maybe you’ll see old Jams name mentioned within its pages. If that isn’t a selling point…what is? 😉
Congratulations Jon , hope to see you in 2016!
OK so if cracker jokes are not bad enough, heres half a dozen of my favourite #christmasjokes .
Just walked through the kitchen and all the herbs shouted HELLO!!! I love seasons greetings.
What fees does #SantaClaus pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, its on the house.
What did #KingWencelas eat for dinner? Pizza… deep pan, crisp and even.
My German cake appears to have gone missing. Must be #stollen .
Who’s Santa’s boss? Nobody he’s elf-employed.
Last Christmas I got a calculator, a scientific calculator, an abacus, a graphic calculator, and a hair dryer. Something doesn’t add up!?
Hope you’re having a good festive season, Jam
I’ve decided to treat myself this Christmas to the dotcom domain name for jamsplace before somebody else gets it. Im hoping it will bring in more hits because I have control over the meta tags. I’ve also managed to link my YouTube and TWITTER profiles on it so let’s see if it draws more peeps. That reminds me, I need a page counter on it. Back soon 🙂













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