Photo of Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher on UK kids TV show Blue Peter eating #StarWars Stew!
OK so if cracker jokes are not bad enough, heres half a dozen of my favourite #christmasjokes .
Just walked through the kitchen and all the herbs shouted HELLO!!! I love seasons greetings.
What fees does #SantaClaus pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, its on the house.
What did #KingWencelas eat for dinner? Pizza… deep pan, crisp and even.
My German cake appears to have gone missing. Must be #stollen .
Who’s Santa’s boss? Nobody he’s elf-employed.
Last Christmas I got a calculator, a scientific calculator, an abacus, a graphic calculator, and a hair dryer. Something doesn’t add up!?
Hope you’re having a good festive season, Jam