OK so if cracker jokes are not bad enough, heres half a dozen of my favourite #christmasjokes .

Just walked through the kitchen and all the herbs shouted HELLO!!! I love seasons greetings.

What fees does #SantaClaus pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, its on the house.

What did #KingWencelas eat for dinner? Pizza… deep pan, crisp and even.

My German cake appears to have gone missing. Must be #stollen .

Who’s Santa’s boss? Nobody he’s elf-employed.

Last Christmas I got a calculator, a scientific calculator, an abacus, a graphic calculator, and a hair dryer. Something doesn’t add up!?

Hope you’re having a good festive season, Jam