Jam Wars – A New Hope

Posted by Jam on December 9, 2015
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No don’t geek out and go all nerdy on me, this isn’t a #StarWars post. (Despite hashing it to draw some visits , so to appease you heres a PIC of me in Jedi garb

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Anyways…
this post is actually about finding #love all over again. Those of you who know me well, know that I have had a rough time with date site parasites over the past few years. I began to wonder if I would ever find my perfect match.

I have.
Not only am I so attracted to her I’m gonna call her magnet, she even has similar interests to me. #Geocaching and chilling out with a good #game book to name a couple. We have also discovered many similarities in what we like to eat. She genuinely is a perfect match, and my light at the end of the tunnel. I hope I can spend the rest of my life with her, a tired cliché I know but in this instance…. the only words which will do xx

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Perfect Match

Posted by Jam on December 6, 2015
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All my life I’ve been looking for my perfect match. Now I know that she most definitely does exist. Last night we met for the very first time. We already knew we had several similar interests, but as the night progressed even more unfolded. Victoria, was even more surprised when I recognised she had tattoos of runic symbols on her arms. I even managed to name two of them correctly having educated myself on the runic alphabet precisely 20 years ago. We was both looking for a partner who is nice and knows what fidelity means, that’s mainly all we ever wanted. Victoria I will be your Jam for as long as you need. Even if there’s a hereafter. Thank you for taking that initial chance of contacting me. I’ll never let you down x

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Zombie Training Experience – Bardney

Posted by Jam on November 21, 2015
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Had a great time this morning at the Zombie Training Experience in Bardney. A target practise game consisting of an archery, axe throwing and air rifle ranges based around a point system. It was a fun way to kill two hours.

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Glutton for punishment, I decided to extent the experience by walking the 13 miles home which took, 3 hours 50 minutes including a lunch break and a dump in the trees.

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I chose the wrong day to contract diarrhoea! Maybe one of the fuckers bit me. Can’t think where I’ve picked it up from? Maybe the bread I had yesterday was going mouldy? Hope I’m better by tomorrow 😦

Revenge Of The Vampire

Posted by Jam on November 20, 2015
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So the book from which this post gets its title is probably the rarest or the original Fighting Fantasy run, and was the second to last of the first 59 books. It’s on eBay and Amazon, and going for anything in excess of £50. I still need this book but I’m not paying stupid amounts like that. ‘Why not Jam?’ I hear you cry out.
Well for a start, middle and finish… due to an editing error the book is in completable. Or in other words you can’t finish the story. This broken book may be rare, but I’d not pay much more than £20 for it. #Magehunter on the other hand I probably would pay up to £30 depending on condition. So if you have either of these #fightingfantasy titles gathering dust, but in a good clean condition with minor wear…. contact me if you wish to consider a sale.

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Health Tea For Twitter

Posted by Jam on November 17, 2015
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I’ve been enjoying some success with my #memes on #Twitter and #Facebook boasting of the health benefits of green tea. I made this one just now and posted it on Twitter. Almost straight away 3 #greentea companies retweeted it. Somehow I don’t think they read the sentence I added hahaha! Feel free to share also 😉

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Look At Meme

Posted by Jam on November 15, 2015
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Whilst my #RikMayall meme continues to get likes and shares on Facebook and twitter, I decided to do this one as a thanks to you all.

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Had a nice day at dads with the crosswords, cottage pie and lemon cheesecake. Think I have some goals to set for next year as well. First and foremost a subsidiary job. Still thinking of Paris. Who isn’t? 😦

Rik Mayall

Posted by Jam on November 15, 2015
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#RikMayall was and still is my idol. I have had some success with this meme I made the other day for Facebook. Hundreds of likes and shares. Feel free to share this on Facebook or twitter etc, if you like it and think Rik is great…. and talking to a door ( 😉 )

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