That was weird. There I was chewing on a packet of mintos and one turned out to be orange flavour. Someone wasn’t concentrating at Nestlé. Was quite a busy boy when I got home from work. Tended the compost bin and planted loads of daffodil bulbs. Can’t wait to get a tressle for the man cave. Here’s a quick joke my workmate Dave sent (so dont blame me)
‘A Glaswegian guy takes his girlfriend home to meet his family.
His father says “who’s this lovely lass then?”
He replies, “Its Amanda”
The dad shouts,” Its a what!!!!!”

Bmbm tshhhh