Takes the piss. Yes folks, in the news recently that prince of charlatans #UriGeller appears to have been making some sort of comeback along with his bullshit stories of how he was bequeathed mind powers by a strange ball of light in the sky.

IS ANYBODY STILL FALLING FOR THIS BOLLOCKS?

Here we have magician James Randi debunking Gellers simple conjuring tricks way back in the 1970s!!

After this was aired, Geller moved to England and laid low for a while before re-emerging, creating the Uri Geller Mind Power Kit. In this little exercise book he tried to convince people crystals and gemstones had special energies and could help towards ailments of the day. Real crap cos the truth is the do fuck all apart from erode like any other mineral. 

Uri Geller, he’s not the messiah…he’s a very naughty boy.